We round up the top crime stories because you people have better things to do.
• D.C. police officer charged with taking nude photos of runaway girl (D.C. Crime Stories)
• ‘Revenge porn’ target of Virginia legislation (Alexandria Patch)
• Private school teacher charged with sex abuse of student flees country (D.C. Crime Stories)
• Woman in pink robs bank in Landover (D.C. Crime Stories)
• Two charged in fatal shooting at BP gas station (Washington Post)